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Memory Demotivational Poster


1915 -




MEMORY -


TAGS: memory enemy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:25 am
What Was That ?
CloudchaserS - March 7, 2012, 9:03 am
The real problem is obsessing about bad thoughts. For example, worrying about whether or someone we upset years ago is still mad at us.


REALITY MAKES US OLD -


TAGS: memory dy2012
Rating: 4.84/5

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dy2012 - May 16, 2012, 9:47 am
thanks @thecrotchetyoldcynic, he reminds me of my late grandpa(war veteran)..never in my life I saw him angry...with me :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:35 am
So true. But one advantage of getting old is you get to be grouchy all the time, and people take your complaints as advice. Oh, yeah }:) BTW, 5lions
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:30 am
thanks spypengen
spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
5L I wish I had made this poster.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
thnx garyO...hehe he is captain awesome
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:39 am
Apparently you picked the right one, dy. Nicely done. 5L easy. Man, I wish I still looked as good as that stud muffin. ……the one in the wife beater shirt.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 6:38 am
I was in a quandary if I will post this one yesterday I'm not sure if I made the right caption, I hope I did the right one...
Reality Lord - May 15, 2012, 6:33 am

That's what my ex said too :)
fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:44 pm
5omeone take reality out back and slap it up a bit


PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - We all have one... But not all of us have film




MEMORIES - No matter the impact you have had on someone's life, they will always remember the stupid stuff you did.


TAGS: memory worst beer
Rating: 4.47/5

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be2bubba - October 22, 2011, 10:15 pm
Really I thought an over the top comment about bottle structure would be seen as sarcastic. I really must work on that. Perhaps CAPS LOCK...
Sean - October 20, 2011, 10:08 pm
UlyssesArt: "The Emporer is hung like a hamster."
UlyssesArt - October 20, 2011, 12:38 am
For a Satire site, you guys sure have a shit sense of humour.
rerun - October 17, 2011, 11:33 pm

It really doesn't matter if it is beer or wine, the message is the same. Further more, this is a satire site nd this is a decent moti.
UlyssesArt - October 17, 2011, 10:37 pm
To retort, your accurate description of the bottle is truncated by the poor aspect ratio of the photograph. However, I have seen wine this p1ss yellow, t'was a Margaret's River Yellow blend. That being said, that Is a wine bottle.
be2bubba - October 17, 2011, 8:46 pm
To retort, it is a beer bottle. If you will notice the ring top followed by a broad neck. The ring is the cap ring. A wine bottle has a straight throat until you reach the stress band. And frankly I have never seen a wine that p1ss yellow before.
UlyssesArt - October 16, 2011, 9:11 pm
Would be funny if that was a beer bottle and not a wine bottle.


MEMORY - You can always tell a bad one....




IN MEMORY -


TAGS: memory music tennessee williams
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - October 3, 2011, 7:46 am
ok, thanks :)
justme - October 3, 2011, 7:21 am
please submit this one to philosophywall to, its really good
ent1wine - October 3, 2011, 1:42 am
music is all, all is real, love is wanting to be loved


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: excused compounded memory age tomorrow
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 4:45 am
I'm considering voting on this one............... Maybe later. Yeah, later is good.


THE GOOD AND THE BAD -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory death scare me remember
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 8:48 am
Born while crying & making others smile; Die while smiling & making others cry... That's a successful life...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:25 am
If most people who knew you in this existence are sad when you die, you've done something right
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:51 am
Oh Caveman, nice point, 5L


FADING MEMORY - That's all you'll ever be.


TAGS: fading memory bully shinedown song
Rating: 4.94/5

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dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
That's all you'll ever be a fading memory of bully-Shinedown
Uthon - April 6, 2012, 2:17 am
My posters seem to spark in me when I'm happy, which seems a little ironic considering some of their moods.
tellitlikeitis - March 29, 2012, 8:47 pm
Wow...
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:49 pm
excellent
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 3:45 pm
Demotivational: Check, Beautiful: Check, 5L: Triple Check... Superb...
mariand - March 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
well done...


THINK LONG AND HARD -


TAGS: memory husband
Rating: 4.73/5

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mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:53 pm
lol


BRAIN -


TAGS: memory sadness
Rating: 4.95/5

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gas - August 31, 2011, 6:19 pm
I try to drown it in alcohol, but it fucking floats xD
WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:37 pm
drink a lil whiskey, it'll make the brain forget all about that memory issue...
mariand - August 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
lol...cool


OSCAR LEVANT -


TAGS: memory happiness remember
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sho - August 16, 2012, 1:14 pm
Thx everyone
Zetmonk - August 16, 2012, 10:40 am
Brilliant again. 5L especially for the bird with the hangman necklace.
dy2012 - August 16, 2012, 5:36 am
nice...beautifully depressing!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 15, 2012, 9:37 pm
This is easily in the top 5 best real demotivational posters ever. And Sho is easily in the top 5 creators. 5L
GaryO - August 15, 2012, 8:30 pm
Geeezus, tether ball from hell…but….if you focus on the silhouette, it looks like a crow and a partridge peering down a worm hole…my little happy thought..5 weird Ls
Greeny - August 15, 2012, 7:31 pm
very, very depressing 5L


DREAMS - I would rather remember them and cry than not remember at all




SOMETIMES LIFE JUST AIN'T FAIR -


TAGS: in memory of irena sendlerowa
Rating: 3.4/5

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:53 pm
Sooo no one nominated her in the previous 50 years or so? She did a great thing as did many others. At least Al is trying to save the entire planet. Not that Flat Earthers believe it.
Jmac0585 - December 8, 2009, 1:05 pm
Good thing that Global Warming is real.
Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:20 am
Nuts. And now Al Gore's 'The Science On Global Warming Was Settled Long Ago, ONLY QUACKS QUESTION IT!!!" BS has been exposed.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:42 pm
You win again Sean. It's all Bush's fault. Are there any other straws you want to grasp?
mallen - April 21, 2009, 12:54 am
Also Irena should've won.
mallen - April 21, 2009, 12:54 am
Still pissed that Gore lost the election? You realize that's comiung up on a decade ago. Let it go, Obama is president, you got your win.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:12 am
Zing!
Sean - April 19, 2009, 3:01 am
And if Bush didn't weasel the presidency away from him, he never would have made that damn video in time to weasel the Nobel Peace Prize outta this poor lady. How's that for creative Bush Bashing?
Sean - April 18, 2009, 5:29 pm
Yeah but the DVD came with bonus features! You don't seem to mention that in yer poster.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:45 pm
If you're interested in the story, you can start with Wikipedia. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irena_Sendler
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
The little bit I read about her and what she did brought tears to my eyes. If Al Gore had even recognized her after he received the Prize it would have been nice. I'll bet she could have used the $10K that comes with the Prize too.
hjbookman - April 6, 2009, 4:14 pm
She looks like a wonderful, kind woman. If Al had any real conscience, he'd have given the award to her. She obviously had balls the size of texas to do what she did.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 3:42 pm
According to Mr. Webster; hypocrite is an adjective 1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings - Mr. Webster could also include a picture of Al Gore.
Fredric T - April 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
But Algore is saving us from Manbearpig and he allows us to view his homes great landscaping by keeping it lit up
3fan - March 5, 2009, 7:33 pm
Al Gore is a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark - March 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
This is really a sad story. She worked for the Nazis as a TB health inspector in the Warsaw Ghetto. Every time she came out she smuggled a child out with he. The Nazis caught her, tortured her, she escaped. But Al Gore is saving us from Global lying.


a poem about growing older -


TAGS: age memory
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - May 26, 2013, 7:57 am
I'M There.
Rudedog - May 25, 2013, 10:41 pm
5Ls for something I vaguely recall
PapaFox - May 25, 2013, 11:57 am
:-D


MEMORIES ARE DECEPTIVE - They Are Always Coloured By Today's Events ...




IRONY -




AMNESIA -


TAGS: memory loss can be a good thing
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:19 pm
The same can be said about the man.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:19 pm
Solid. 5L
Airman - February 4, 2010, 3:15 pm
nicely done
Faceplant31 - February 4, 2010, 10:06 am
Perfect Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A CLEAR CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: conscience memory
Rating: 3.33/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 2:11 am
Hehe, autobiographical, Ron? All the Greybeards don't *remember* doing anything inappropriate.


SHARING EPIC MEMORIES WITH ONE'S SON - "And THIS, my boy, would aptly describe the way you felt when you rushed through Metal Gear Solid like a moron. 'Cause we used to have REAL games, then."


TAGS: mgs moron epic memory
Rating: 3/5

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cain587 - July 8, 2011, 6:38 am
Ah, Metal Gear Solid...


State Of Mind -


TAGS: clear conscience bad memory signs
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 8, 2013, 11:56 pm
Huh? And who are you? Teehee...thanks little.
chickenlittle - October 7, 2013, 11:23 pm
Haha love it Miss Priss! Very true :D


TIME IN A BOTTLE -




SWEET CHILD O' MINE -


TAGS: dreams fantasy love childhood memory
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 6, 2013, 9:42 pm
Great music. To bad their ego's got in the way of their creativity. I was on the east-west German boarder from 85-89 during thier heyday.
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 11:46 am

This one takes me back to summer '87. 5Ls in the Paradise City


THOSE KODAK MOMENTS -




INNOCENCE -


TAGS: youthful memory fishing forever tapeworm
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
HAH! Good one, nice doggy


THE NIGHT -


TAGS: haunt memory fear
Rating: 4.67/5

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dslohand - August 21, 2012, 10:12 pm
OH GREAT I'll be scared of the stuff under my bed for a month now lol 5 big swats
shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 11:48 am
Nice.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:07 pm

creepy, love it


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory polar bear ice reality zoo
Rating: 4.38/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:07 am
I find it perfect, what's the "delivery"? xx
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
I suggest soliciting tips from established motifakers.... this picture is great, and you had the best idea for it possible... just needed a better delivery. High marks for the angle, though.


MEMORIES -




SERVING HER 1ST CUP OF THE MORN' - Becomes the last thing he remembers of the day.




CLEAR CONSCIENCE - Sure Sign of Bad Memory


TAGS: clear conscience sign bad memory
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - October 31, 2012, 7:09 pm
:D
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:50 pm
I Don't Remember.


TREACHERY -


TAGS: lie forget remember morning memory
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:53 am
Heeeectic.
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:02 pm

very nice


NOSTALIGA -


TAGS: memory loss young old bore
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - February 19, 2012, 8:54 am

this is great. did i ever tell you guys about the time i.....d'oh...sorry.....:)


A LIVING DOLL -




IT WAS RIGHT HERE AND BROWN -




MEMORY -




VACATIONS -


TAGS: girls just want have fun or you just leave a few locals with great memory
Rating: 3.41/5

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twitchdoom - January 16, 2012, 7:02 am
WINNING!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:04 pm
No bubbles.... so, she's not drinking it. However, I'm more concerned about the salt & vinegar pringles... is she "cleansing" with those?


OUT OF PLACE - Now, where did I leave my boat?




Memorial Day -




THROUGH LACE CURTAINS -


TAGS: memory loss caregiver perspective sorrow
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:22 am

Thanks!~
lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:21 am

We are watching a family friend disappear. Very early onset. Tragic.
Airman - June 20, 2014, 1:58 am
my number 2 son's father in law just passed last month from alzheimers. Same age as me. A very successful dentist. It took 5 years from the onset. Just sad. 350 people attended the memorial service
rerun - June 19, 2014, 7:45 pm

Very intense.


Age -


TAGS: age soaring dreams regret memory
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:39 pm
That's certainly a 5L keeper Oldie!
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 1:00 am

Remains my favorite dream. I flew out my bedroom window, could see the rooftops. Great dream. Great poster. I remain the 'poster child' for, "If I'd Known I Was Gonna Live This Long, I'd Have Taken Better Care of Myself'. 5L Faved
GaryO - November 27, 2013, 11:19 pm
Still got the dreams, day and night. Without those, feck it. Good’n here Oldy.
Greeny - November 27, 2013, 8:40 pm
My best flight was off the top bunk - the realism of the landing was breathtaking. 5L
spacedog - November 27, 2013, 6:03 pm
Very nice.5L


memories -




my memory foam pillow -




Baker Street -


TAGS: 70s music memory soft rock
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2013, 6:10 pm
"John Lennon on Quaaludes" was how someone at Rolling Stone described Rafferty's voice.
Silverheart - April 24, 2013, 5:34 pm

Another test would be sing some of the lyrics. ...mumble mumble Baker 5treet...


BEREFT -


TAGS: sadness loneliness memory ocean desert
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
Thanks guys. I'm glad you like it.
gas - September 30, 2012, 8:50 pm
indeed.. can't find words that would do justice to it. 5&fav
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
THAT….is one beautiful composition.
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:29 pm

understatement of the day. Amesome
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 3:38 pm

frickin....wow. awesome


THE PAST -




love -


TAGS: pain memory love
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - April 18, 2013, 10:27 pm
It’d be a waste on me, kid. I’ll just sit back and enjoy yer next mystery…ahem, mastery.
Sho - April 18, 2013, 10:22 pm
thx
Sho - April 18, 2013, 10:22 pm
Well I'd be glad to explain. I don't mind sharing :)
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 4:35 pm
I'm not gonna ask how...just gonna enjoy
mariand - April 18, 2013, 12:51 pm
exceptional composition...&fav'd ;)


REMINISCE -


TAGS: memory throat
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - November 19, 2012, 5:54 pm
Nice one Sho.
GaryO - November 19, 2012, 4:55 pm
Ah, yes, the PEZ sisters……


SUFFERING REMAINS SUFFERING - Even when bronzed, even when turned into art, there is no real consolation.


TAGS: civil war statue memory death
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 2:45 pm
Great Stuff,Keep It Going 5L


THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…


TAGS: there never were dinosaurs they are a racial memory of dragons
Rating: 4.5/5

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robbidos - June 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
nice, people say dinos werent real because the bible doesnt mention them, but i recently read a passage that mentions dragons


YOU PLAYED IT FOR HER, YOU CAN PLAY IT FOR ME - Even the coolest of us pine and moan upon recalling the one perfect girl that got away




Desecrated Scotch Glass -


TAGS: milk memory moo your mom i mean mind full
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 29, 2015, 8:10 pm
LUUUV this Greeny! Its weird, have to think about it for a minute, but excellent! 5L


Kisses -


TAGS: man memory lipstick collar wife question answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 16, 2016, 12:07 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 5:02 am
Clever, UP yours


Memories -


TAGS: memory childhood toys
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 2, 2016, 11:10 pm
Yes! Until your ears ring!!
Bandit5906 - October 2, 2016, 7:58 pm
Me too Silverheart! Rock against rock, though!
Silverheart - October 2, 2016, 2:06 pm

Ring caps, good. Roll caps, gooder. A roll of roll caps, a rock against concrete and I was set.
MissPriss - October 2, 2016, 11:58 am
Have the scar to prove I had a great childhood. A toothpick small pebble and my finger...pow memories lol.
JesusWept - October 2, 2016, 11:06 am
I once set fire to a whole pack deliberately. Oh, memories :D
Aurielius - October 2, 2016, 10:27 am
I even remember the day my spare rings caught fire in my book bag while at school. chuckles.


'Course I'm Speeding -


TAGS: elderly driving speeding memory destination
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:35 pm
Thank Mr. Gary!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 10:17 pm
Gswd, you guys are killin' it! 5av


Memories -


TAGS: forgetful memory party surprise aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well thanks for the orgots Thedge.
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:13 pm
What was I gonna say??? 5F orgots.


Amnesia -


TAGS: amnesia memory identity theft remember
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 10, 2015, 11:20 am
Thank you very much. I'm glad if it pleased you.
mizzdizz - December 9, 2015, 1:04 am
Push, 5L for an interesting an original point of view that is twisted enough I actually sat back, thought about it and enjoyed it!


Forgetfulness -




ANAMNESIS -


TAGS: life memory dream
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:07 am
Dude, Sho. You're good at this poetic points of view. You took a class?
Sho - February 2, 2013, 10:50 pm
Indeed. So much better.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 3:16 pm
It reads like butter


Bad Memory -




Reunion -


TAGS: calendar vengeance memory kitty cats
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:54 pm
He's also bigger and badder than you are! LOL! Always enjoy a good ginger joke! LOL! 5L


Double Entendres -


TAGS: music memory genius sing song
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - July 4, 2015, 10:26 pm
Sorry. My mistake. I guess it's a malapropism.
GaryO - July 2, 2015, 10:32 pm
Em, yer making me hungry. Haven't had a mushroom in months.
EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2015, 11:34 am
I see the portamento, but where's the double entendré?
blesic - July 2, 2015, 12:43 am
Thank you.
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:40 am
Nice malaprop, Blesic! Favorite Redhead can do this---and rubs it in. Just to annoy me! 5LOL lions!


ANAMNESIS -


TAGS: memory shirt
Rating: 4.5/5

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